That_Damn_Duck: @Haleys_Hell Divorce was my favorite part.
That_Damn_Duck: @Haleys_Hell Divorce was my favorite part.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Whoa first successful re tweet and yet I still haven't broken...
That_Damn_Duck: Whoa first successful re tweet and yet I still haven't broken anything.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: RT @BrattyBarbie: Jesus loves me but God the Father is...
That_Damn_Duck: RT @BrattyBarbie: Jesus loves me but God the Father is sending me to hell?He should probably ask my father in law how that worked out fo ...
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: RT @BrattyBarbie: Me- My water heater is so old... All of...
That_Damn_Duck: RT @BrattyBarbie: Me- My water heater is so old... All of You- How old is it? Me- There aren't any Spanish words on any of it's stickers.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Has anyone reminded Hilary Swank that she's ugly lately?
That_Damn_Duck: Has anyone reminded Hilary Swank that she's ugly lately?
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: RT @IntoxicaTweeted: Worried we're getting close to saying...
That_Damn_Duck: RT @IntoxicaTweeted: Worried we're getting close to saying everything there is to say.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: I know I'm really new at this but would you rather gain...
That_Damn_Duck: I know I'm really new at this but would you rather gain followers by being you than the beg for them?
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: @BrattyBarbie if she was I bet she was smoking hot.
That_Damn_Duck: @BrattyBarbie if she was I bet she was smoking hot.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Flirting on Twitter is different than flirting in real life....
That_Damn_Duck: Flirting on Twitter is different than flirting in real life. Who sees the $20.00 I hold up and say "I also have meth!"?
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: If all the boys came to my yard when I made a milkshake I...
That_Damn_Duck: If all the boys came to my yard when I made a milkshake I would probably have to kill them. Street cred you know...
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: RT @CherryBuckets: The up and down side to being single is...
That_Damn_Duck: RT @CherryBuckets: The up and down side to being single is that there's no one there to be horrified with you when you find a super long ...
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: RT @IntoxicaTweeted: Look. As a guy, I expect something in...
That_Damn_Duck: RT @IntoxicaTweeted: Look. As a guy, I expect something in return for sucking it up and doing the dishes... like 15 minutes of extra TV ...
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Sooner of later I'm going to place that pile of laundry in...
That_Damn_Duck: Sooner of later I'm going to place that pile of laundry in the hamper or make a fort like when I was 5.... ok ok 25....
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: If I watched X Factor and enjoyed will I get some sort of new...
That_Damn_Duck: If I watched X Factor and enjoyed will I get some sort of new staph infection?
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: @CherryBuckets crossing that off the list. Check what else?
That_Damn_Duck: @CherryBuckets crossing that off the list. Check what else?
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: @christinathelee why thank you.
That_Damn_Duck: @christinathelee why thank you.
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Next time I hear someone say "It's all good" after they tell...
That_Damn_Duck: Next time I hear someone say "It's all good" after they tell me their depressing story. My reply will be "Yes, it all good that I'm not you"
View ArticleThat_Damn_Duck: Then that means I'm not PC :) RT @BrattyBarbie: I'm gonna go...
That_Damn_Duck: Then that means I'm not PC :) RT @BrattyBarbie: I'm gonna go ahead and just assume that 'eat shit and die' is no longer politically correct.
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